whoredinarygirl:

anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”

(Source: whoredinarygirl, via stitchthebitch)


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writing “sorry” at the bottom of your math test

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beyoncebeytwice:

coyote ugly is the best movie ever i want to be a coyote ive got great moves and lots of crop tops


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i-like-butt:

"your homework still isn’t done? what have you been doing this whole time??"

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nerdassbitch:

*throws shade* *misses*

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realitytvgifs:

the only sport you’ll see me playing


deucebowl:

she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere

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ricksanscrotum:

I LOVE HOW OBAMA ALWAYS SAYS “GOVERNOR ROMNEY”

LIKE YOU’RE JUST A GOVERNOR YOU WILL NEVER BE ANYTHING ELSE

ITS SO SUBTLY SASSY

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